lmao

Jeff: word!

i need a nap

i ate way too much sushi and am slowed down.

me: yea

i'm sick of eating

i hate having to figure out what it is i am going to eat every effing night

every couple hours i should say
Jeff: me too!

and then i buy stuff and i don't feel like it right then so it goes bad.

what a waste!

me: its such a waste

i wish i could take a pill and not be hungry anymore

or like cats and dogs

can't they make human food?
Jeff: hahahaha

me: i'll just buy a can of it and eat that every meal?

Jeff: i know i'd put murder to work

oh oops.

i thoguht you meant cats and dogs make the food.

me: hahaha that too!

Jeff: you could always just eat dies pills.

diet
me: its not the same

i want to open a can of something and have it look nasty, but taste so good

and be organic and good for me

Jeff: oh yeah, that like chef boyardee.

ah yes.

me: yea

Jeff: i'm sure wholefoods has something that comes in a can.
me: i don't want to think about if im getting enough green vegetables and shit

Jeff: i never really think about that.

i just eat what my body says it wants.

like candy.

mmmm.

me: haha yea, i love fruit snacks

Jeff: me too!

me: i want a can of fruit snacks
Jeff: lmao


I have to say, no matter how many times I see the acronym lmao, I never in my head read it as that. I always see it as "Imao", in my head its being pronounced ee-mao, by some Japanese sous chef at a sushi restaurant.